Signs & portents: November 2014 – Leo

24 July - 23 August

24 July – 23 August

MEN

The last week of November is going to be great, say the fates, giving you at last some reprieve from all of your worries & the anxieties that have beset you ever since the coach broke down in the abandoned safari park. Sadly the lions will finish eating the driver on Wednesday, suggesting they will be back for you before you get a chance to read next month’s horoscope.

WOMEN

The fates predict that in November you will at last find a way to deal with your problems in an adult & effective manner. They suggest writing to the ThursdayAgain Agony Aunts if you need any tips on how to dispose of the body without fuss.

WIT & WISDOM

Greenhouse gasses seem most effective under glass, & should probably be left there.

As recommended by God.

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