People with issues #322


Gustav’s lifelong ambition to win renown as the last of the “big game” hunters was somewhat hindered by his agoraphobia, hodophobia, agrizoophobia and his crippling neophobia. In spite of all his problems, however, he did continue to decorate his 3rd floor apartment with trophies of his many urban kills and as a result gained some local fame and notoriety until an unfortunate incident with the neighbour’s elderly cat resulted in him being removed and taken into care at a secure residential facility in the Ozarks.


People with issues #319


Gregor’s qualifying times for the Rio Paralympics were superb, and he had the almost unique national distinction of never failing a drug test. Sadly his athletics career ground to a sudden halt following the release of pictures from a city traffic CCTV camera and he was quietly dropped from the team; it turned-out that his coach was employed by the city as a tram driver.