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Dear Agony Aunts

I am not attractive to women & I thought that after my lottery win you could perhaps give me some pointers on how to find the sort of woman who could love me just for myself (now that I can actually afford to keep her).

Any suggestions would be gratefully received!

“Diptheria Jones”


Dear “Mr. Jones”

Change the name & have “I am a lottery winner” stencilled onto your forehead in primary colours & in large letters; then walk out of your front door & just wait.

We’re pretty certain that Miss Right should turn-up within a couple of minutes.


Love can be no tougher....

Love can be no tougher….