Love is

A truly superb explanation for something we have all experienced at some point.


Sleeping beauty


Janet’s romance with Kevin had been driven, more than a little, by her drive to outshine her oldest and dearest friend, Alice. After the wedding reception she awoke to discover that the guests had left – and so had Kevin, along with Alice and all of the gifts. All that remained was a terrible hangover and an empty Rohypnol phial besides her still half-full glass of champagne.

Happily ever after….

On Tuesday night a man who appeared on a Turkish television dating show in search of a new partner, “shared” with the world that he had murdered his former wife & a former lover.

Sefer Calinak, told Flash TV’s “Luck of the Draw” programme that he had served prison sentences for each of the murders & had been released under government  amnesty programme.

“I’m an honest person looking for a new wife,” he told the studio & home audiences, saying he killed his first wife because he was “irritated” by her behaviour. He said he had murdered a subsequent partner because he thought she was after his money.

Calinak was asked to leave the show by the host, prompting applause from the studio audience.

I’m sure there’s a special someone just waiting out there for him, somewhere. I hope she’s armed.

Is that a Walther PPL in your tights, or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a Walther PPK in your tights, or are you just pleased to see me?