Dear Agony Aunts
I am not attractive to women & I thought that after my lottery win you could perhaps give me some pointers on how to find the sort of woman who could love me just for myself (now that I can actually afford to keep her).
Any suggestions would be gratefully received!
Dear “Mr. Jones”
Change the name & have “I am a lottery winner” stencilled onto your forehead in primary colours & in large letters; then walk out of your front door & just wait.
We’re pretty certain that Miss Right should turn-up within a couple of minutes.