As voted for by the public.
– 1 Olaf Falafel
I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets.
– 2 Richard Stott
Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.”
– 3 Milton Jones
What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.
– 4 Jake Lambert
A cowboy asked me if I could help him
round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows’.
– 5 Ross Smith
A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.
– 6 Ross Smith
Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.
– 7 Adele Cliff
I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.
– 8 Richard Pulsford
After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.
– 9 Mark Simmons
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.
– 10 Ivo Graham
I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.
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