A truly superb explanation for something we have all experienced at some point.
Janet’s romance with Kevin had been driven, more than a little, by her drive to outshine her oldest and dearest friend, Alice. After the wedding reception she awoke to discover that the guests had left – and so had Kevin, along with Alice and all of the gifts. All that remained was a terrible hangover and an empty Rohypnol phial besides her still half-full glass of champagne.
With the kind permission of Randy Glasbergen
Not one for the easily offended.