View from a Rhino House: sex, death & money

A Polish firm that makes coffins has apparently pissed-off the Catholic church by soliciting for business with a calendar showing “almost naked” female models posing with its caskets.

One image from next years calendar includes a blonde model, wearing only a skimpy thong, with a snake draped around her neck, reclining on top of a coffin. In another, a woman wearing a red basque is tastefully shown pulling out the heart of a man lying on a casket.

Apart from winning publicity for the company, the calendar is intended as a source of revenue. It is on sale on the firm’s website & anyone who places an order receives a complementary key ring in the shape of a coffin. How could anyone hesitate you may ask?

The Catholic church has condemned the calendar as “inappropriate”. A church spokesman has said that human death should be treated with solemnity & not mixed up with sex.

So are they saying that Jesus doesn’t love necrophiles too?

 

It’s OK, we were married…..