Caring & sharing #114

Dear Agony Aunts

I have become infatuated with a man at work but he just ignores me.

How can I get him to notice me & understand how I feel about him?

“Jackie”

 

Dear “Jackie”

Nothing could be simpler. We’d suggest drugging, kidnapping & a period chained to a damp cellar wall, accompanied by regular beatings with a metal-tipped flail.

It worked well for us on many occasions & we’re pretty sure he won’t ignore you again.

Aunts

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