Thalassotherapy “Bugger the health benefits, if the damn nurse doesn’t get back in about 10 minutes, she’s going to have to push a couple corpses back to the clinic.”
The tide is high, but I’m holding on… You just know they are peeing… “Mildred, is that a shark fin I see?” “Where is that girl? I hope they didn’t fire her mid-shift!” “Quit bitchin’ Gertie! That’s the most action your nipples have seen in 40 years!” “Do you think we’re out far enough to commit suicide?” “I told you to stop complaining to the captain!” “I see those bubbles. Did you just fart?” “Any second now we’ll become mermaids…”
ThursdayAgain 
The tide is high, but I’m holding on…
You just know they are peeing…
“Mildred, is that a shark fin I see?”
“Where is that girl? I hope they didn’t fire her mid-shift!”
“Quit bitchin’ Gertie! That’s the most action your nipples have seen in 40 years!”
“Do you think we’re out far enough to commit suicide?”
“I told you to stop complaining to the captain!”
“I see those bubbles. Did you just fart?”
“Any second now we’ll become mermaids…”
Better than good. I bow before a master!
Ah no! The just struck me as so hilarious! Funny, funny, funny!!!