Dear Agony Aunts
My husband has recently been convicted on multiple counts of bigamy.
I’m sure you can imagine the embarrassment I have gone through & I doubt that I shall ever be able to hold my head up in the Golf Clubhouse again.
How can I reclaim my good name while at the same time ensuring that my financial future remains secure?
“Dawn”
Dear “Dawn”
We suggest you arrange a meeting with one of your “co-wives” to sort out the details & from there take a tip from our little pamphlet “Husband exit management strategies” which we have mailed to you separately. With two of you working together it should be possible to secure both of your financial futures whilst at the same time ensuring that that the one-time recipient of your affections is in no position to re-offend.
We are unaware of any social stigma surrounding multiple-widows, so that should take care of evenings at the Golf Club.
Aunts
ThursdayAgain 
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