Even using the most advanced bio-materials & engineering techniques, manufacturers were unable to succeed in breeding Volkswagens. It was some consolation that the costs of the study were more than covered by the sale of video recordings into the burgeoning “Beetle porn” market.
As she watched her inept mate bounce down the slide on his groin, Jeannie realized that it seemed certain that they would not be hearing the “patter-of-tiny-paws” any time soon – even if they took the splinters out using an anesthetic. “Thank God for that,” she thought, at the prospect of going back to her own enclosure & getting an uninterrupted night’s sleep……
ThursdayAgain 
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