Dear Agony Aunts
I have just lost my wife & am suffering both from loneliness & a sense of guilt because I didn’t treat her better – & because I was driving & blind drunk when the accident happened. Fortunately the police decided not to prosecute (so being a freemason has paid off in the end) & I am trying to get on with my life.
How can I avoid these feelings next time & could you recommend a good dating agency?
“Tony”
Dear “Tony”
We don’t think you were supposed to have mentioned being “on the square” but in light of the rest of your mail who cares?
In future when you’re driving after tanking-up, make sure that you are alone & that you have picked the “scenic” route home. We feel pretty sure that you’ll not need to worry about feelings of guilt for long, nor indeed about finding a good dating agency – & of course, there won’t be another “next time”.
Aunts
ThursdayAgain 
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