Tag: monkey

An uneasy feeling

"You know, I'm a great believer in our diversity programme, but somehow this just feels a step too far. This is not going to end well......"
“You know, I’m a great believer in our diversity programme, but somehow this just feels a step too far. This is not going to end well……”

Just another day day at the office #71

Not only did the boss' plan to publicize the re-release of Chuck Berry's "Monkey Business" have no impact on sales, but they got poor Charles 2 months in a Class A prison for "disturbing the peace".
Not only did the bosses’ plan to publicize the re-release of Chuck Berry’s “Monkey Business” have no impact on sales, but they got poor Charles 3 months in a young offender’s institution for “disturbing the peace” & 7 years for impersonating a High Court judge

Just another day at the office #41

Juanito explained to the giant blue frog that it had been a terrible day; not only had thieves stolen his organ but his flying carpet was now sodden & grounded, & the monkey had not spoken to him since breakfast. Still, at least his acid-meth business was going well; now if only he could remember where the lab was…..