Splintered dreams

As she watched her mate show-off for the assembled press photographers, Jeannie realized that it seemed certain that they would not be hearing the "patter-of-tiny-paws" any time soon - even if they could the splinters out using an anesthetic.
As she watched her inept mate bounce down the slide on his groin, Jeannie realized that it seemed certain that they would not be hearing the “patter-of-tiny-paws” any time soon – even if they took the splinters out using an anesthetic. “Thank God for that,” she thought, at the prospect of going back to her own enclosure & getting an uninterrupted night’s sleep……