People with issues #330

Over the years Alice’s diet of the local beer, pig’s testicles and rather too many steroids, had helped to make her the best bull-wrangler in the State, and whilst this helped to guarantee her financial future she had recently begun to worry that she wasn’t getting any younger and that no Prince Charming was on the horizon to help her achieve her dreams of motherhood and family.

Ahead of the Games

Little Pete’s parents were keen to make sure that he was ready when selection time came around for the 2040 Olympic Games (although they were worried that the steroids in his formula might still show-up during the drugs testing).