Adventures with wildlife #166

Toby’s lifelong desire to own a tiger-skin rug clashed horribly with his membership of PETA and his absolute commitment to the “fashion without cruelty” movement. It was a stroke of genius to find a solution to his dilemma, which sadly lasted only a few moments longer than it took for this “selfie”.

People with issues #154

By the time the twins had reached school-age they both suffered from extreme anxiety around cats & an overwhelming agoraphobia & fear of falling.

Family ties

“President Putin, President Putin. A moment please… me & they guys would like a word about our old Aunt Irena. You might remember her from a photo-opportunity a few months ago…..”

Don’t forget to vote in the “Oh God, please make it stop” poll.

Dessert

“Hey guys, it’s not made of steel at all, it’s just spun sugar, taste it…..”