too late – ThursdayAgain

Dear Agony Aunts

After some seven years of living together my boyfriend has at last proposed. If it had happened in the first year or two I would have been excited & thrilled, if it had been during our third, fourth or even fifth year together I would have been pleased – but frankly this far in I find myself just wondering why he’s bothered. I should add that before his bombshell, I had already decided to leave him between our Easter holiday in Corfu & before his birthday in October.

I’m still looking forward to getting my life back but I wondered if you might be able to suggest some special way in which I could demonstrate my utter contempt for him as I close the front door for the last time.

“So out of here”

Dear “So out of here”

There is of course an obvious answer here & one that we have found to be most satisfactory on a number of similar occasions. A small incendiary device wired to the front door, should deliver a most satisfactory message as the door is slammed one last time.

How was Corfu?

Aunts