Caring & sharing #181

Dear Agony Aunts

I have discovered that my boyfriend has hidden a webcam in our bathroom & has been putting videos of me on the internet.

What should I do?

“Shy”

 

Dear “Shy”

Based on the experiences of people like Paris Hilton (a good thing her father didn’t honeymoon in Wigan) there is a clear precedent on how to handle this. Sadly there is little or no chance that you can get the videos off the web, or that your morning ablutions aren’t going to be seen by millions of adolescent boys & disgusting old men.

Past form says that the best thing you can do is get a lawyer to demand an upfront fee & a percentage of any revenue that the videos can generate & accept as many of the celebrity-party invitations as you feel comfortable with.

We’d also suggest that you dump the boyfriend – possibly into a shallow grave in remote woodlands.

Aunts

Love can be no tougher….

Animal shelter

Rufus had seen Sandy hit the beer chasers after a bottle of tequila before, & there was no way he was coming out until she had passed-out!