Tag: bears

New titles in kids’ books #2

The sequel is a book about the religious convictions of a man living in Rome who wears a dress.
The sequel is a book about the religious convictions of a man living in Rome who wears a dress.

People with issues #203

Subsequently Goldilocks was not only charged with ursine abuse but also with stealing the bicycle.
Subsequently Goldilocks was not only charged with ursine abuse but also with stealing the bicycle.

Globally warmed to extinction

Even after they had developed a whole new range of skills, the thaw presented an insurmountable threat to th snow bears.
Even after they had developed a whole new range of skills, the thaw presented an insurmountable threat to the snowbears.

Remind me, what is it bears do out in the woods?

There is a strong rumor around these parts that the Pope is, in fact, a Catholic.....
There is a strong rumor around these parts that the Pope is, in fact, a Catholic…..