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Give 'em hell, Tiger.... — Give ’em hell, Tiger….

Caring & sharing #191

Dear Agony Aunts

I have just seen a video of myself naked on the internet. It looks like it was made with a hidden camera in our bathroom & I’m afraid the finger of suspicion points strongly towards my fiancé.

What should I do?

“Bunni”

Dear “Bunni”

This is unfortunately a problem on which we are getting an increasing number of e-mails & one that seems to have no ready solution. With the video already on the internet your best chance is to try & get some share of any revenue it might generate, because in truth, there is nothing you can do that will get it removed.

As regards the snake-in-the-grass responsible for your embarrassment there are however a number of responses which are both effective & personally satisfying.

Before doing anything you do need to be sure that it was your fiancé who was responsible & we would suggest drugging his coffee before asking him, possibly with an electric cattle prod held in reserve if he should prove incommunicative, & with a camera running. If your suspicions are confirmed we suggest carrying on with the use of the cattle prod until he is reduced to a quivering wreck before posting the video on YouTube.

It is unlikely that anyone will ever try to take advantage of you again & you will have the pleasure of being able to watch your revenge every time you log on.

Enjoy.

Aunts

Love can be no tougher.... — Love can be no tougher….

Your questions answered

Somewhere, over the rainbow…….

The world’s only one star airline, North Korea’s Air Koryo, has finally joined the Internet age with an online booking service, offering flights to and from the isolated state to Beijing and Shenyang inChina as well as Vladivostok in Russia.

The website (www.airkoryo.com.kp/en/home) says it started operations in August and promises “a convenient reservation … day and night”.

Air Koryo is the only airline ranked as a one-star service by Skytrax global airline ranking, a rating that represents “very poor quality performance”.

The airline uses mainly Russian-built Tupolev aircraft on its international flights although older, Soviet-era aircraft are also still used domestically.

Few North Koreans are allowed to travel outside their impoverished state.

North Korea expert Leonid Petrov was quoted on North Korea-watching website NK News (www.nknews.org) as saying: “Clearly, this website is created with the purpose to impress the people who have never thought of traveling to Pyongyang”.

Maybe I’ll just wait for the bus…….

The full story at Reuters here.