Tag: waiting

Tourist attraction

Half the queue were lining-up to see the embalmed remains of the Great Leader, the other half were under the impression that this was the queue for ice crew. Both were going o be disappointed when they arrived at the opening ceremony for the new sewage works.
Half the queue were lining-up to see the embalmed remains of the Great Leader, the other half were under the impression that this was the queue for ice cream. Both were going o be disappointed when they arrived at the opening ceremony for the new sewage works.

People with issues #194

Kevin always hated waiting around with little Jason while his wife changed into her Wonder Woman costume. The PTA weren't wild about it either.
Kevin always hated waiting around with little Jason while his wife changed into her Wonder Woman costume. The PTA weren’t wild about it either.

Demonstration of the relative nature of time….

From those nice people at xkcd.com
From those nice people at xkcd.com

It’s the early bird that catches the worm

“Do you think they will open the salad bar?”
“Who cares.”