Dear Agony Aunts
I am a Catholic monk who has spent over 30 years living a very quiet & contemplative life, but now I feel that I would like to get out & travel a little. In particular, & after the lottery win, I think I’d like to go on a luxury cruise – ideally accompanied by 3 or 4 extremely attractive young women. They say travel broadens the mind & I’m keen to see all the sights in places I have only dreamed about.
Any idea of how I can get started?
“Habit”
Dear “Habit”
We’d suggest an advert in the national press would probably work well although recently it has become de rigeur to organize a reality TV show to recruit someone for the most mundane of roles. This would allow you to select the partners you want whilst at the same time earning yet more dosh to help you fulfill your dreams.
As for the cruise, it’s probably better to buy your own small yacht & hire the young women as crew – more privacy, no complaints from other passengers & it’s tax deductible.
Enjoy the break & send us a postcard.
Aunts
ThursdayAgain 
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